Yesterday I was unlocking the door to a rental house when a young man stops and leans out his car.
"Are you the one moving into that house?"
"No, I’m just here to paint."
"You don’t look like a painter."
What the fuck do I look like then? A prostitute? Is painting too difficult a task for ladies???
"I am. I normally paint for the MSU Museum."
And then he drove away.
this is funny for reasons
They grow up so fast
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